cnnbreakingofficial:

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”

“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”

“Perfect.”

that’s cool as fuck though

clitt:

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promo4homo:

still my favorite post

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besitos-for-a-day:

Omg

(Source: dustinnash)

kimberlycares:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

That’s a good idea to use Legos as the mold holder

danielmcbatman:

inmyhead16:

ghdos:

messymindoftaylor:

zebablah:

freshprincesubs:

Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro :)

aka THE BEST THING EVER!!

omg. 

Alfonso just made my weekend.

This just gave me my first legitimate smile in the past 72 hours.

!!

I fucking love WIll Smith SO MUCH. 

(Source: sarcasticwitch)

(Source: pretzeljesus)

meowremix:

So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.

(Source: onlylolgifs)

fuckyeahlaughters:

kittiezandtittiez:

1. He forgot to post it anonymously

2. He sent it to himself.

3. He’s correcting his own grammar.

4. His correction is wrong.

5. He spelled grammar wrong.

6. He’s insulting his own blog.

7. HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED IT.

(Source: internet-thug)